Good evening, bastards of the interweb. I hate you with the fire of ten suns.

This page randomly generates a Warren Ellis-like greeting based on his tweets. All respect and credit for the words here should be given directly to him, we just thought it would be funny to do this. Please don’t destroy us, Mr. Ellis.

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